How to cure writer's paralysis

First: Go to Trailers From Hell

Next: Listen to some oldies 50s rock 'n' roll, like this



Then: Read some Kerouac poetry:
Pull my daisy
Tip my cup
Cut my thoughts
for coconuts

Jack my Arden
Gate my shades
Silk my garden
Rose my days

Bone my shadow
Dove my dream
Milk my mind &
Make me cream

Hop my heart on
Harp my height
Hip my angel
Hype my light

...

Pope my parts
Pop my pet
Poke my pap
Pit my plum

And then finally: Rest assured that nothing you write could be worse than what you just read.